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phemiec:

Remember when I was gonna do Kinstuck? Yeah me neither.

The Peixes’s are the smallest of the Humanized families, but also the richest and most awesome. Along with owning half the town, Condy runs the preferred summer hangout spot “Glub Glub Waterpark” and makes her daughters Meenah and Feferi work there during the summer (along with Cronus and Eridan, Feferi convinces Eridan to work with her every year even though he hates it, Cronus just likes scamming on cute people in swimsuits. :P)

rewet:

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

i guess the real question is how can you not like tesla

he thought women would eventually rule the world because we’re the dominant sex

he liked pigeons

he was a vegetarian 

he was a babe

he was shy

he hated edison 

he’s perfect 

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Yup, as long as you’re ok with that time he went bonkers and tried to build a death ray.

Are you serious the death ray was the best part

I’ll just leave this here

Important ^

(Source: turd-bag)

REALEST zodiac sign stuff

  • Aries:

    self-centred competitive cunts but still sweet

  • Taurus:

    nice as heck but dont show much emotions and eat a way too much

  • Gemini:

    smooth lunatic manipulative assholes but geniuses

  • Cancer:

    dependant, emotionally unstable lullabies and probably the nicest persons you know

  • Leo:

    most generous and selfish at the same time attention whores

  • Virgo:

    steady fuckers that probably have an OCD

  • Libra:

    double-faced childish bitches but they know how to look good tho

  • Scorpio:

    paranoid psychos that think about dry humping all day long

  • Sagittarius:

    funny but rude, one night stands big winner

  • Capricorn:

    cold-hearted motherfuckers without any social skills

  • Aquarius:

    weird hipsters that always try to sound deep and different but VERY open-minded

  • Pisces:

    sensible compulsive liars, daydreamers and super gentle but hypocrites

ewurajaja:

Recorded on Jay-Z’s iPhone. No amped mic, no reverb. JUST Bey.

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She sang that song. Will reblog this every time

I sure will Bey anytime

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